"I Got The Feeling That Something Ain't Right"

The best opportunities in life are often the scariest to pursue. This is what divides people into categories: those who face the fear head on and live to reap the benefits, and those who are scared shitless of failure and cry wee wee wee all the way home and then wonder why all the good things in life pass them by. Then there are those who straddle the fence, measuring the odds, the efforts, the possibilities. While they are over-analyzing and over-calculating they get hit by a runaway bus that swerved to miss a cow in the road, lost control, and smashed said fence-straddler like a cockroach. They die wondering WTF? End of story.

There is another category, however: those who prefer to be the bus, because they just like to smash things. Control is not their forte.

"Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you..."